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Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked. "Well," I said, "we're in the middle of this game against a bunc

I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!

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What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,'

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

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The Princess Andromeda?""Went ka-boom.

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Har. Bloody. Har.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very mu

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I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have

A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.

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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

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We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

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First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smar

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes y

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Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.

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Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is

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Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

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