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Ow! My brains!

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Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the a

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

It's difficult to see the glass ceiling because it's made of glass. Virtually invisible. What we nee

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

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Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I re

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing

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I didn't think about being king,” he said, his voice hoarse.Eddis stared. “Your capacity to land you

Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.

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Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you ha

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If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to dea

I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.

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To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully

I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desp

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Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.

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Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.""The whole night?"Immediately, I re

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were

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