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I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.

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ligion is the opiate of the masses." "I did masses of opiates religiously.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

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Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Ye

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To err is human, to purr is feline.

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As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with som

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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in

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Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

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The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of

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First Pallas and now you,” the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. “It’s like I’m runnin

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You saw my leg?""How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very

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Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at."When

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In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases

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Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Gia

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I’ve been thinking.” “A dangerous pursuit.” “Indeed.

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It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of

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