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Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people

You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more co

Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be

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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate ca

Punctuation, is? fun!

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And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man question

I’m going to tell you something once and then whether you die is strictly up to you," Westley said,

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Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO!Kyo: SHUT UP! I HATE THIS! DO YOU REALLY GET THAT MUCH

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Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives.

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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this ho

Another relative?" Valek asked.A broad smile stretched Moon Man's lips. "Yes. I am her mother's uncl

There are two ways to look at life. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing i

You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?""N

So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You kno

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Did you eat my Twinkies?"She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twi

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