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I know how to use a fellytone now.

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmente

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And spare me the jokes about scoring.""Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filth

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Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked ove

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Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard

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No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might

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You look disappointed to see me, Zach," Macey teased. "Don't you like my jacket?

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