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Yes Headwoman Azaze. But I never lie to Rosethorn. She, um, discourages it.""Evvy and I have an unde

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I like pink."Lucius sniffed. "It's just red's sorry, weak cousin.

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Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.

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I have detected disturbances in the wash.''The wash?''The space-time wash.''Are we talking about som

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Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron

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When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.

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How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?

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