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So what else can I tell you?" I asked. "I mean, to get you to reveal Lily to me."She triangled her f

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...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a

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Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

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You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

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An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in

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We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doe

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You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert."

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his he

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You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster."With another g

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The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden w

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George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

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We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come alo

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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all

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Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were th

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Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?""Without me, you do not have th

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Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really."Hermes ignor

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Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of wha

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There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the nume

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