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If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

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Ooh..I want one" - BexThey're not puppies." -Cammie

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the peo

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No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all

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I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not

Alec?" Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was e

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Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with

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Civilization is vastly overrated.

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Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every h

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

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Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with

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Orion brightened. "I have an idea.""Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remaine

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Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't drive a stick? There are dozens of cars--new

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Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day.

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I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches

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