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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and

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The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and tryi

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

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Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes," said Harry stiffl

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Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblanc

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Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

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Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. L

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you

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I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his lif

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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