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THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL 1. We are here to help you. 2. You will have time to

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

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Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot.""Forever?" said S

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and ye

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What the hell is that?" I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why ar

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and wh

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast abou

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lo

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That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabell

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.

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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

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Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

Time flies like an arrow

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