Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B

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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry.

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I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said."It would look stunning, My Lady," she called.She spoke

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Why were you lurking under our window?""Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under ou

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What are all these?" Clary asked."Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades," Jac

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Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They w

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Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that y

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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th

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You possess other people's...bodies."He accepted that statement with a nod."Do you want to possess m

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He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison

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So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?" "You could say that.""Well, you

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I

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Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

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