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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked abo

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

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Magnus, standing by the door, snapped his fingers impatiently. "Move it along, teenagers. The only p

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Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipat

An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?""Yes I’m sure,

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if yo

Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?"Isabelle

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it." Tessa was unmoved. "I won't kn

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What's up?" I asked.You tell me," he said. "You were the one about ready to start making out with Ad

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.

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Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vag

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DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

No sight so sad as that of a naughty child," he began, "especially a naughty little girl. Do you kno

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