The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?""I sa

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If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

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I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinc

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Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

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In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame

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It is forbidden to kill

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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

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It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green.""If there was such a thing as termin

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Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

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Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, the

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Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must

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I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does

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A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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