The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning

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Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

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Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions ab

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Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God

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How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.George's fingers groped for the side of his head."

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Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?

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Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've bl

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she

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Don't Panic.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an

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It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort

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Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out

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