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He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nos

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Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?""Yes.""You called her a liar?""Yes.""You told her

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a se

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron

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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black gu

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It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."Grover cracked a smile. "The

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.""They di

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