I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your nam

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

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The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet g

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Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

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Don't talk to me.""Why not?""Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the ama

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Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between

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Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students

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I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.

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You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.""I was ninety per

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Mom says it's because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?"I'm not a little kid anymore. It

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Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.""Good

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Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you

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