As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune

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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since

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The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

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As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

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I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

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It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended t

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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't s

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I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a thr

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If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful v

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There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

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French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused.

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Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Es

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The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.

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I told Augustus the broad outline of my miracle: diagnosed with Stage IV thyroid cancer when I was t

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Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

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People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

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It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them togeth

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Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into pl

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