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I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.

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I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

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We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my gri

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!

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Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful

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Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall."Loved it," s

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You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

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It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily."So it is.""And freezing.""Is it?""Yes," said Eeyore. "How

[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of say

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon th

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

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You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the

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To be is to do - SocratesTo do is to be - SartreDo Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how t

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Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

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