You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed.

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I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?""Probabl

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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

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Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry'

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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess

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You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

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Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tr

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Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

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Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression."Are

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Oh Tigger, where are your manners?""I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and si

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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of goi

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

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Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, aw

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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

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Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, d

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Who're you going with, then?" said Ron."Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassm

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You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

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In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

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