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Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.

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Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.

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Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!”And she sprinted away

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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t e

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It's not like there's a law against flying.""Yes there is. The law of gravity.

1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began l

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

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Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a

The Colonel led all the cheers.Cornbread!" he screamed.CHICKEN!" the crowd responded.Rice!"PEAS!"And

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched t

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I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking

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I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?""You can kill yourse

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So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.""Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!"

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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

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By the Angel," Jace said, looking the demon up and down. "I knew Greater Demons were meant to be ugl

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A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an in

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Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and

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