Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

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We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

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Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle m

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Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immedia

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have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.

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Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Sections in the bookstore- Books You Haven't Read- Books You Needn't Read- Books Made for Purposes O

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You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes."Hmm?""If you turned off this crap music an

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No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's

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They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

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Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are." The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciousl

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Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

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I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

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It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of

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Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn

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I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable."Yet, sadly

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Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

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...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

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There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabe

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