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So what? All writers are lunatics!

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s

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Meow” means “woof” in cat.

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To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THA

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People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'Fo

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For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a

Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life diff

Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my

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A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head mis

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When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the

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She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.

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That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

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You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear

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The Little Boy and the Old ManSaid the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon."Said the old man, "I

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I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit s

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