There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in t

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

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Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction invol

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I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant an

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I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

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How is it possible to have a civil war?

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Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

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Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?Dr. Einst

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Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...""Or we'll die?" I guessed."Well...af

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I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-rep

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A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

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What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologiz

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Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?""Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughter

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I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

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I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

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It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolut

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How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know,

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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is w

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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.

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