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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

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I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.

I said hello to the poodle.

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Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester a

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, t

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

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Elend: I kind of lost track of time…Breeze: For two hours?Elend: There were books involved.

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that.

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across

Well,” Tessa said, sighting along the line of the knife, “you behave as if you dislike me. In fact,

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Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from A

What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cav

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Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I

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It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power,

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