This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.

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Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted i

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If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rath

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Soap?""School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.

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Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."Hazel tried not to laugh. "What di

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You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.- Breeze

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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

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Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scof

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I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who

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If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.

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I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did

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You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terr

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted.Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat," she said darkly.Did he do somethin

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Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

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There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

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Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

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Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm

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