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What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt." --Max

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…“Okay,” Frank rel

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A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say

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Invisible things are the only realities.

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is look

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No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.

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The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the pos

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these w

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then

Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in tea

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A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one

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For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into some

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call ot

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Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.""An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it.

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's an

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