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Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.

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Wait," I said as Noah slipped a book from a shelf and headed toward the door. "Where are you going?"

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You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you in

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He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a str

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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non

Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?""You tell me." Ha! Walked right into

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcoho

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I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervou

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I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

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How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding."T

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are

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If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

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Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me!

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Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully."Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever.""And he has Brain.""Y

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