It unscrews the other way.

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I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.

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Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled o

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I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

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Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

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This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

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Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they

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The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who t

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HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE

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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

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Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.

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Alas! Earwax!

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The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect fo

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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more

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Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of th

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What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are stillswollen from s

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You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and p

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