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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundre

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...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.

Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good lo

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing al

It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.""Don't be so superior. You can never tell wha

You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attrac

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...""Repair boy.""Very fu

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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

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Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.'Ouch

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped b

I don't accept the currently fashionable assertion that any view is automatically as worthy of respe

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We could visit him," suggests Will. "But what would we say? 'I didn't know you that well, but I'm so

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I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!"Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another

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You sneaked into my cabin?”Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two months. You

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